125 Best Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids & Adults (2024)
Christmas knock knock jokes will fill your holiday celebrations with laughter!
Add to the festive cheer as you spend time with friends and family this Christmas. This list is family and classroom-friendly!
Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good Christmas joke?
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2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas dinner!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis the season to be jolly!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef-ore I get cold, let me in for Christmas!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all and to all a good night!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to wish you a Merry Christmas!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
10.
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you be spending Christmas this year?
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful.
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
(Also see New Year’s Riddles & Jokes with answers!)
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys almost Christmas, aren’t you?
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Linda hand with these Christmas lights please!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open your presents until Christmas morning!
Related: Free Printable Xmas Wish List for Kids
20.
21. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho, ho.
Ho, ho who?
Ho, ho, hope you have a Merry Christmas!
22. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Ginger-bread man wants to say hello!
23. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-t yourself this Christmas!
24. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding on my best holiday sweater for Christmas!
25. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman who?
Snowman-ny ways to celebrate the holidays! (Find more Snowman Jokes & Puns)
26. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star-t your Christmas countdown!
27. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar cookies are my favorite, thanks!
28. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!
29. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
30.
31. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
32. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
33. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
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34. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names!
35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree!
36. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents under the tree!
37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble!
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38. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas!
39. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noway.
Noway who?
Noway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!
40.
41. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?
42. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for my present!
43. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden show.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Christmas!
44. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for hot cocoa!
45. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!
Related: See more Reindeer & Rudolph Jokes
46. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cane.
Cane who?
Candy cane of course! It’s Christmas!
47. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?
48. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any presents left for me?
49. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
50. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.
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51. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap these presents, please!
52. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus is coming to town!
53. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way!
54. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
55. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter-
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
56. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and help me decorate the tree!
57. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita ride, Rudolph!
58. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again, will you let me in?
59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully please! This gift is fragile!
60.
61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs some work!
62. Knock, knock!
Who’s theres?
Santa.
Santa who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!
63. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree wise men.
64. Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for Christmas presents, please!
65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger.
66. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana see if Santa has been here!
67. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Farter.
Farter who?
Farter Christmas!
68. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa bunch of presents to you- did they arrive yet?
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69. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get to bed! Santa will be here soon!
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71. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you since Thanksgiving!
72. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who is coming tonight? It’s Santa!
73. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex Santa if you’re on the nice or naughty list!
74. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf you don’t behave yourself, Santa is going to give you coal!
Related: Free Elf on the Shelf Notes
75. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know when Santa will be here?
76. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lois.
Lois who?
I got these Christmas gifts for the Lois price around!
77. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’m Colin Santa to tell him how good you were this year!
78. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gabe.
Gabe who?
Last Christmas I Gabe you my heart…
79. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pam
Pam who?
Come they told me, pam rum pump um pum!
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Cold Winter Knock Knock Jokes
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80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one is gonna open the door.
81. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business of yours!
82. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there! Open the door!
83. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name!
84. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow! Freeze a jolly good fellow!
85. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me shovel the driveway?
86. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antartic.
87. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chili.
Chili who?
Would you hurry up and let us in? It’s chili out here!
88. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marv.
Marv who?
Marv-elous winter we are having!
89. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow man named Frosty.
90.
91. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina minute I’m going to build a snowman.
92. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Guitar.
Guitar who?
Guitar jackets, we’re going out in the cold!
93. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow day! Go back to sleep!
94. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is the coldest winter ever!
95. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Naughty.
Naughty who?
Naughty in the pot, so we will have to brew some more.
96. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
97. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
‘Scold outside!
98. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow cone with cherry syrup please!
99. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck! We’re having a snowball fight!
100. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zip.
Zip who?
Zip up your coat! It’s cold out!
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Funny Reindeer & Christmas Jokes
101. Why is it cold at Christmas?
Answer: Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrr!
102. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Answer: Jungle Bells!
103. Where does Santa cash his checks?
Answer: At the snow bank.
104. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
Answer: A Christmas quacker.
105. Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Answer: Comet
106. Who is Santa’s least favorite reindeer?
Answer: Rude-olph
107. What kind of money do reindeer use?
Answer: Bucks!
108. Where do little trees go to become Christmas trees?
Answer: Elementree school
109. What did Santa say on Christmas morning?
Answer: That’s a wrap!
110. Why couldn’t the teacher find anyone to help her with her gifts?
Answer: No one was present.
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111. Why did the Christmas turkey form a band?
Answer: It had the drumsticks!
112. What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas?
Answer: A sad candy cane.
113. Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
Answer: Because it makes a good stocking filler.
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114. What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
Answer: North Pole-vaulting.
115. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Answer: Because he went down in history.
116. What do you call a greedy elf?
Answer: Elfish.
117. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Answer: He was feeling crumby.
118. Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks?
Answer: Because they are Santa’s Star bucks!
119. What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?
Answer: Hold on for deer life!
120. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Answer: It’s Christmas, Eve.
121. What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Answer: Lighten up!
122. Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon?
Answer: It needed a little trim.
123. Who do snowmen eat for lunch?
Answer: Icebergers
124. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Answer: Nothing, it was on the house!
125. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Answer: Elf-is Presley.
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5 Best Home & School Activities For Christmas
These are our top 5 ideas for more Christmas activities, jokes & questions to connect with loved ones (and have fun!).
1. Christmas Would You Rather
Would you rather…list to Mariah Carey or Bing Crosby??
Add these lively Christmas would you rather questions to your favorite celebrations! Plus, grab the free printable!
2. Christmas Charades
Grab a free printable Christmas Charades List, split into teams, and start playing!
3. Christmas Scavenger Hunt
Try this free Christmas Scavenger Hunt printable for a little extra holiday fun.
*Also try out this Christmas lights scavenger hunt when driving around the neighborhood!
4. Christmas Trivia
Play Christmas Trivia and Christmas Song Trivia Questions at your next family game night this holiday season!
*Don’t forget to choose Names for your Christmas Trivia Teams!
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5. Write a Letter to Santa
Grab the free letter to Santa template.
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Spread holiday cheer among friends, family, and students with Christmas knock knock jokes.
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