165 Funny Snowman Jokes, Puns, & More in 2024
Snowman jokes and puns will warm you with laughter this winter season!
Want to share the coolest snowman jokes? Look no further! Plus, keep reading for more fun snowman activities.
Fun Fact: The Guinness World Record for the tallest snowman ever built was 122 feet, 1 inch tall. It was built in Bethel, Maine in 2008 and named “Olympia.”
Best Snowman Jokes For Kids
1. What do you call a snowman with a cup of hot chocolate?
2. What do you call a snowman’s dog?
3. Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?
4. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
5. Where would you find snowmen dancing?
6. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
7. What do you call an old snowman?
8. What happened when the snowman got angry?
9. What’s a snowman’s favorite food?
10. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
11. Where do snowmen keep their money?
12. How do snowmen get to work?
13. What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?
14. Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?
15. How do you get a snowman to go away?
16. What did one snowman say to the other?
17. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of apple?
18. How do you make up a snowman’s bed?
19. Why does no one like making plans with a snowman?
20. How do you know when a snowman is nervous?
21. What is a snowman’s favorite pet?
22. How do snowmen greet each other?
23. What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
24. What does a snowman take when he gets sick?
25. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
26. What does a snowman call dandruff?
27. What story do snowmen read to their children?
28. Where does a snowman get the weather report?
29. Why can’t the snowman climb up a ladder?
30. Why are snowmen great at parties?
31. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
32. What do you call a snowman with rollerblades?
33. What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman’s head?
34. What do you say to a stressed snowman?
35. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
36. What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?
37. What two letters of the alphabet are a snowman’s favorite?
38. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
39. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
40. What do you give a snowman who hurt his ankle?
41. What should you do for a snowman who has a headache?
42. Who is the most famous snowman rapper?
43. Why didn’t the snowman do well at ice skating?
44. How do snowmen like their coffee?
45. What kind of salad does a snowman like best?
46. What is a snowman’s favorite spice?
47. What is the best thing about a snow-child’s birthday party?
48. Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
49. What do snow parents call their offspring?
50. What do snow children think of homework?
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Snowman Knock Knock Jokes
Fun Fact: The oldest representation of a snowman dates back to 1380, found in a medieval manuscript. It depicts a snowman engaged in a snowball fight, showcasing the long history of this wintertime tradition.
51. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow man named Frosty.
52. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman, happy to meet you!
53. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a snowman!
54. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you’ve been building a snowman!
55. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abominable.
Abominable who?
Abominable weather to build a snowman, don’t you think?
56. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chilly.
Chilly who?
Chilly today, snowman tomorrow!
57. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sleet.
Sleet who?
Sleet’s build a snowman!
58.
59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Blizzard.
Blizzard who?
Blizzard’s coming, let’s build a snowman before it arrives!
60. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Slush.
Slush who?
Slush a great time building snowmen!
61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina minute I’m going to build a snowman.
62. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima excited to build a snowman!
63. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kanya
Kanya who?
Kanya help me find a hat for the snowman?
64. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow man is home right now!
65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting to build a snowman with you!
66. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and build a snowman!
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Frosty the Snowman and Olaf Jokes
If you love Frosty the Snowman and Frozen, these jokes are for you!
Fun Fact: Although the animation style is different, Frosty the Snowman was produced by the same company that made Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
67. Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?
68. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
69. Why did Frosty the Snowman go to the doctor?
70. What is worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
71. What kind of storm is Frosty’s favorite?
72. What TV game show does Frosty the Snowman like to watch?
73. How did Frosty’s friend scare him?
74. What did Frosty say to his girlfriend?
75. Who are Frosty’s parents?
76. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
77. Why does Frosty the Snowman have a carrot in his nose?
78. What happens when Frosty does a handstand?
79. Why did Frosty put his dad in the freezer?
80. Why did it look like Frosty had been in a fight?
81. What is Frosty’s favorite kind of movie?
82. What is Frosty’s favorite month?
83. What happened to Olaf when he got scared?
84. Where does Olaf like to shop?
85. What is Olaf’s favorite thing to eat for dinner?
86. What happened to Olaf when he played baseball?
87. Why did Olaf get up extra early on Black Friday?
88. What does Olaf like to sing?
89. What did Olaf say to his girlfriend?
90. Where do Frosty and Olaf live?
91. How did Olaf make all his money?
92. Why was Frosty looking for a job?
93. What did Frosty’s hat say to his scarf?
94. Why didn’t Frosty go to the party?
95. Who is Frosty’s favorite snowman artist in history?
96. What can Frosty the Snowman easily catch?
96. Did you hear about Frosty the Snowman spy?
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Snowman Puns and One Liners
Fun Fact: There is an official “World Day of the Snowman,” celebrated on January 18th each year. It’s a day dedicated to the creation and enjoyment of snowmen.
98. There’s snowman better than you!
99. Snowmen allowed in here.
100. There’s snow place like home.
101. Not everyone believes in the abominable snowman. Yeti exists.
102. Dance like snowbody’s watching.
103. Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said to the other “Can you smell carrots?” The second snowman replied “No, but I can taste coal!”.
104. Chill out!
105. I have snow idea!
106. I love you snow much!
107. There’s snowman better for me!
108. You are up to snow good!
109. I’m having snow much fun!
110. There’s snowman-y things to do and so little time.
111. He had snow-manners.
112. Snow down or you’ll get hurt!
113. Rain, rain, snow away.
114. Oh snow!
115. Snow, snow, snow your boat.
116. Adorable snowmen just make me melt.
117. Frosty didn’t think he was a good enough snowman – a classic case of im-frost-or syndrome.
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Snowman Riddles
Fun Fact: Frosty the Snowman has four fingers, except when he tries counting to five and conveniently has five fingers (source).
118. I am a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta. What am I?
119. You can start by making a roll, then you can mold me, put a scarf on my neck, and even a couple of coal. What am I?
120. He is a man during winter, but he might be a source of water during spring. Who is he?
121. You’ll see me outside standing even in the cold months. I am made of a bunch of winter flakes and I like to keep warm with a knitted yarn. What am I?
122. What can be a cap, a bed, a bank, and a man at the same time?
123. We can be made of leather or can be made of wool, we come in pairs and keep you from cold. What am I?
124. I can be round, white, and shaped like a ball yet I cannot be dribbled or bounced at all. What am I?
125. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
126. I am a cross between a shark and a snowman. What am I?
127. I am a cross between a snowman and a witch. What am I?
128. A man without bones whose flesh is cold. A man unthinking who is always shrinking. Who is he?
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Snowman Jokes for Adults
129. What was the name of the snowman who played the piano?
130. What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
131. From whom do snowmen order their drinks?
132. What is another name for an old snowman?
133. What do you call a snowman who lies?
134. What is a snowman judge called?
135. What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
136. Where did they put the snowman who was misbehaving in jail?
137. What did the snowman say to the snowflake?
138. How do snowmen pay their bills?
139. What do snowmen call snowflakes?
140. What song did the snowman sing as he tried to pick up a date?
141. What do you call a snowman in the tropics:
142. What is it called when a snowman relaxes and watches a movie?
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Snowman Names
Contemplating a name for your snowman? Here are some ideas!
143. Frosty
144. Crystal
145. Chilly
146. Olaf
147. Mr./Mrs. Snowwoman
148. Bumble
149. Marshmallow
150. Sir Melts-a-Lot
151. John Snow(man)
152. The Greatest Snowman
153. Chill Gates
154. Chill Bill
155. Anna Winter
156. Elsa the Snow Queen
156. Ice Ice Baby
157. Snowprah Winfrey
158. Cleo-frosta-a
159. Aunt Arctica
160. Carrot Top
161. Button
161. Yeti
162. Holly
163. Snow White
164. Powder
165. Jack Frost
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Snowman Activities
Bring the snowman fun indoors with these fantastic activities!
1. Read A Snowman Book
2. Create Snowman Crafts
Choose from 10 fun and easy snowman crafts to keep everyone entertained on a cold day.
3. Build a Snowman Inside
- Put together a snowman jigsaw puzzle.
- Make a snowman out of Play-Doh.
- Make an edible marshmallow snowman (Get the recipe)
4. Watch a Winter Movie
- Frozen
- Frosty the Snowman
- Jack Frost
5. Play Winter Trivia
Challenge what you know about snow and winter with Winter trivia questions and answers.
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What’s Next?
Lift your winter spirits with these snowman jokes and puns!
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