345 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids in 2024

11. Would you rather have one wish granted now, or three wishes granted in 10 years?

12. Would you rather be a character in a funny film or in an action-adventure?

13. Would you rather have constant bug bites or a constant cold sore?

14. Would you rather have all the money you could ever want or not get sick ever again?

15. Would you rather win an Olympic gold medal or an Academy Award?

16. Would you rather be the funniest person or the smartest person?

17. Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with a rope or a compass?

18. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak five languages?

19. Would you rather give up the internet for a month or sweets for a month?

20. Would you rather be able to control time or control the weather?

21. Would you rather be able to control water or fire?

22. Would you rather be outside all day or inside all day?

23. Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?

24. Would you rather play a board game or a card game?

25. Would you rather find a pirate treasure or have a magic carpet that flies?

26. Would you prefer to be able to shrink down the size of an ant or blow up to the size of a giant?

27. Would you rather see a tiny elephant or a giant ant?

28. Would you rather be able to enter your favorite tv show or your favorite comic?

29. Would you rather have a flying car or a personal robot?

30. Would you rather meet your favorite superhero or your favorite cartoon character?

31. Would you rather be Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore?

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32. (Girl) Would you rather be a princess or a Superwoman?

33. (Boy) Would you rather be a prince or Superman?

34. What would you rather do? Skydive or scuba dive?

35. Would you rather be deserted in a jungle or a desert?

36. Would you rather play tag or play hide and seek?

37. Would you rather your house have a bounce house or a water slide?

38. Would you rather meet a dinosaur or meet an alien?

39. Would you rather jump in a trampoline park or skate at a skating rink?

40. Would you rather talk like Yoda or like R2D2?

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41. Would you rather be able to speak to animals or hear the thoughts of humans?

42. Would you rather climb a ladder to the sky or dig a tunnel to the middle of the Earth?

43. Would you rather be able to see into the future or time travel into the past?

44. Would you rather be able to teleport to different places on Earth or freely (and safely) be able to teleport to the moon whenever you wanted?

45. Would you rather have a robot do everything for you or be a witch/wizard and snap your fingers to have them done?

46. Would you rather have a thumb war or play tug of war?

47. Would you rather have to sing every song or dance to every song?

48. Would you prefer to slow down time or speed up time?

49. Would you rather be able to move objects with your mind or have a photographic memory?

50. Would you rather everything you draw come to life or be able to mute people when you want?

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51. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

52. Would you rather have the teeth of a shark or the neck of a giraffe?

53. Would you rather have three arms or three legs?

54. Would you rather have an extra ear or an extra nose?

55. Would you rather constantly itch or always have to sneeze?

56. Would you rather not take a shower/bath for a month or not wash your hair for a week?

57. Would you rather be super short or super tall?

58. Would you rather have bad body odor or bad breath?

59. Would you rather have extra toes or extra fingers?

60. Would you rather have really long legs or really long arms?

61. Would you rather have a shaved head or hair down to your knees?

62. Would you rather be able to smell things better than everyone else or hear things miles away?

63. Would you rather have a nose the size of a pea or ears the size of an elephant?

64. Would you rather have super bushy eyebrows or no eyebrows at all?

65. Would you rather have really big hands or really big feet?

66. Would you rather be super hairy or have no hair at all?

67. At a friend’s birthday party, would you rather accidentally fart or stink because you haven’t showered in a week?

68. Would you rather your skin change color based on your emotions or your nose grow when you lie?

69. Would you rather get food stuck in your teeth or have a bug fall in your hair?

70. Would you rather spend a day with an eyelash in your eye or nonstop hiccups?

71. Would you rather be able to see clearly miles away, or be able to see microscopic things?

72. Would you rather have a constant runny nose or chapped lips that don’t heal for a week?

73. Would you prefer to grow fish scales or grow a coat of fur?

74. Would you rather get a paper cut or stub your toe?

75. Would you rather have overly sensitive taste buds or overly sensitive hearing?

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Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

These funny would you rather questions for kids will get everyone thinking and laughing!

76. Would you rather have bright blue hair or bright green feet?

77. Would you rather have big ears or a tiny nose?

78. Would you rather have to rap your words or mime them?

79. Would you rather smell like garbage or have everything you ate taste like garbage?

80. Would you rather you could never listen to music again or you had to listen to music every day all day?

81. Would you rather have to listen to your grandparent’s music or your baby sister’s music every day for a week?

82. Would you rather have to eat dog food for a day or cat food for a day?

83. Would you rather go back into the past or see into the future?

84. Would you rather have to eat a worm or a cricket?

85. Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island by yourself or with someone you dislike?

86. Would you rather not be able to look in a mirror for a month or have to dress in the dark for a week?

87. Would you rather always be itchy or always be wet?

88. Would you rather live in a boathouse or a treehouse?

89. Would you rather have to eat with your feet or walk with your hands?

90. Would you rather swim in a pool of jello or a pool of chocolate?

91. Would you rather have a water fight or a food fight?

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92. Would you rather have hiccups for a week or sneeze uncontrollably for a week?

93. Would you rather live without air conditioning in horrible heat or live without a furnace in chilling temperatures?

94. Would you rather sneeze out ladybugs or hiccup butterflies?

95. Would you rather not be able to smell bad smells or not be able to taste bad food?

96. Would you rather accidentally clog the toilet at a friend’s house or fall in a fountain in front of a group?

97. Would you rather have a car that drives underwater or a carpet that flies?

98. Would you rather have to wear an embarrassing t-shirt for a week or keep an awful haircut for a week?

99. Would you rather be trapped in a portable potty for a full day or trapped in a cemetery for a full night?

100. Would you rather eat 1 dead cockroach or eat 10 live ants?

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Kid Friendly Food This or That Questions

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101. Would you rather eat the same thing for the rest of your life or never be able to repeat what you eat for the rest of your life?

102. Would you rather eat a piece of chocolate or a lollipop?

103. Would you rather eat only carrots for a day or only apples?

104. Would you rather eat pizza or macaroni and cheese?

105. Would you rather have to eat a hot pepper a sour lemon?

106. Would you rather eat chips or popcorn?

107. Would you rather have all the ice cream you could eat or all the cake?

108. Would you rather only be able to drink your food (like a smoothie) or only eat food that is cold?

109. Would you rather eat a raw potato or a block of butter?

110. Would you rather give up ketchup or have to put it on everything?

111. Would you rather eat cat food or human food that’s been left out too long?

112. Would you rather eat vegetables all day for a week or never eat vegetables again for the rest of your life?

113. Would you rather only have to use utensils to eat for the rest of your life or never be able to use them again?

114. Would you rather be forced to eat really spicy food or food with no taste at all for the rest of your life?

115. Would you rather eat home-cooked meals or restaurant meals for the rest of your life?

116. Would you rather never eat snacks or only eat snacks made of broccoli?

117. Would you rather eat chocolate-covered crickets or chocolate-covered ants?

118. Would you rather eat dinner for breakfast or breakfast for dinner?

119. Would you rather someone throw a tomato at your face or you slip and fall on a banana?

120. Do you prefer M & Ms or Skittles?

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121. Would you prefer to have unlimited tacos or unlimited pizza?

122. Would you rather have an apple tree or an orange tree in your backyard?

123. Would you rather everything you eat be too salty or not salty enough?

124. Would you rather only be able to eat savory things or sweet things for a week?

125. Would you rather eat at only one restaurant every day for a year or eat at a different restaurant every day for a year?

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Daily Life Would You Rather

Next, these would you rather questions for youth make everyday life a little bit sillier.

126. Would you rather live without Netflix or Youtube?

127. Would you rather see a mermaid or a unicorn when you were walking home from school?

128. Would you rather live somewhere that was always very cold or very hot?

129. Would you rather live in a busy city or in a quiet countryside?

130. Would you rather all your clothes were white or all your clothes were black?

131. Would you rather have 10 brothers and sisters or no siblings?

132. Would you rather have all brothers or all sisters?

133. Would you rather have to live without running water or no electricity?

134. Would you rather have to brush your teeth five times a day or brush your hair five times a day?

135. Would you rather live without music or live without books?

136. Would you prefer to live near a forest or live near an ocean?

137. Would you rather get out of bed early or stay up late?

138. Would you rather spend the weekend with friends or family?

139. Would you rather always be tired or always be hungry?

140. Would you rather be able to sleep in as long as you wanted or stay up as long as you wanted?

141. Would you rather sleep with ten pillows or no pillows?

142. Would you rather live with really extremely noisy neighbors or neighbors that didn’t like you?

143. Would you rather sleep on the floor or sleep on the couch?

144. Would you rather be born again in the same country or instead born in a different one?

145. Would you rather wear matching socks with a hole in them or unmatching socks with no holes?

146. Would you rather take a bath in tomato juice or maple syrup?

147. Would you rather have extra screen time or be able to stay up late?

148. Would you rather have to walk to school every day (no matter what) or clog the toilet every day at school?

149. Would you rather never be alone at home or never be alone at school?

150. Would you rather not be able to watch tv for a week or not be able to play on a device for a week (phone, ipad, computer)?

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151. Would you rather wash all of your clothes or clean the bathroom?

152. Would you rather vacuum or mop the floors?

153. Would you rather always do the cooking or always do the cleaning?

154. Would you rather do your parents’ chores or your sibling’s chores?

155. Would you rather take care of a baby or take care of a sick dog?

156. Would you rather do your homework or do your chores?

157. Would you rather have to clean your room every day for a month or never be able to clean your room for the rest of your life?

158. Would you rather not do chores the rest of your life or not have to go to school the rest of your life?

159. Would you rather wash all of your dishes or all of your clothes every day for a month?

160. Would you rather cook a dish you’ve made before to a crowd or try a new recipe for just a few people?

161. Would you rather earn money to buy ten cheap toys or one expensive toy?

162. Would you rather live with only 10 items in your whole house or 1,000 items you always have to organize?

163. Would you rather have to wear dirty underwear all week or eat off of dirty plates all week?

164. Would you rather wash dishes or empty the dishwasher?

165. Would you rather only be able to use 1 piece of toilet paper when you go to the bathroom or only be able to take 2-minute showers for a year?

166. Would you rather live without a washing machine or live without a dishwasher?

167. Would you rather help your mom or help your dad with a big project?

168. Would you rather find $5 in your jacket pocket or find all your missing socks?

169. Would you rather everything you dream comes true or everything your sibling dreams comes true?

170. Would you rather have to clean the bathroom or have to clean the kitchen?

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Fun Sports Questions

171. Would you rather play baseball or basketball?

172. Do you prefer to play soccer or football?

173. Would you rather run or do jumping jacks?

174. Would you rather swim or dance?

175. Would you rather go surfing or go snowboarding?

176. Would you rather be a very fast runner or a very fast swimmer?

177. Would you rather be the worst player on a team that always wins or the best player on a team that always loses?

178. Would you rather be a tennis player or a football player?

179. Would you rather go to a professional sports game or play in a professional sports game?

180. Would you rather get faraway seats but attend ten games or field/courtside seats and go to one game of your favorite team?

181. Would you rather be able to jump the length of a football field or as high as a skyscraper?

182. Would you rather play golf or play badminton?

183. Would you rather run a marathon or bike the Tour de France?

184. Would you rather be the best at a sport no one has heard of or the worst at a sport everyone loves?

185. Would you rather always lose or never play?

186. Would you rather cheat and win or lose but know you gave it your best?

187. Would you rather get really good at riding horses or really good at dirt biking?

188. Would you prefer to be a bowling champion or a golf champion?

189. Would you rather learn to skate or learn to skateboard?

190. Would you rather exercise in a group or by yourself?

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Kids Would You Rather Animals

191. Would you rather have a pet dog or a pet cat?

192. Would you rather ride on the back of a camel or an elephant?

193. Would you rather have a pet goat or a pet chicken?

194. Would you rather have a pet spider or a pet snake?

195. Would you rather find one hundred spiders or one lion?

196. Would you rather come face to face with a tiger or a crocodile?

197. Would you rather see a kangaroo or a panda?

198. Would you rather be a cheetah or a zebra?

199. Would you rather be a bird or a fish?

200. Would you rather own 10 puppies or 10 kittens?

201. Would you rather live with monkeys or live with dolphins?

202. Would you rather see a dinosaur or a Saber Tooth Tiger?

203. Would you rather be able to understand cats or dogs?

204. Would you rather have to wrestle a grizzly bear or a gorilla?

205. Would you rather have fangs like a snake or claws like an eagle?

206. Would you rather get attacked by birds every time you stepped outside for a year or have to face a spider the size of a basketball one time?

207. Would you rather have the speed of a cheetah or be able to camouflage like a chameleon?

208. Would you rather discover a new species of mammal, reptile, or bird?

209. Would you prefer to be a crocodile or a shark?

210. Would you rather be chased by an angry squirrel or an angry owl?

211. Would you rather have 0 pets or 10 pets?

212. Would you rather accidentally step on a snake or step on a lion’s tail?

213. Would you rather get to see a koala or a kangaroo in the wild?

214. Would you prefer to have the quills of a porcupine or the stink of a skunk?

215. Would you prefer to be able to jump from tree to tree like a monkey or fly from place to place like a bird?

Funny Learning Questions for Students

This is a great would you rather game in the classroom.

216. Would you rather be a teacher or a principal?

217. Would you rather do an interesting science experiment or read a thrilling new book?

218. Would you rather take anatomy or chemistry?

219. Would you rather learn a new language or play a new instrument?

220. Would you rather have school all year with breaks often or school with a summer break?

221. Would you rather dissect a frog or a pig in Science class?

222. Would you rather play the guitar or the piano?

223. Would you rather write a long paper or give a presentation?

224. Would you rather be really good at math or a really good reader?

225. Would you rather wear school uniforms or get to wear anything you want?

226. Would you rather have recess with one kid you dislike or ten kids you don’t know?

227. Would you rather do your homework with a classmate or by yourself?

228. Would you rather give a speech or do a solo on stage?

229. Would you rather cram for a test for hours the night before or study a little bit every night for two weeks?

230. Would you rather learn really deeply in one subject that you love or learn a little bit in lots of different subjects?

231. Would you rather play a stringed instrument or a band instrument?

232. Would you rather read a letter from your past self or your future self?

233. Would you rather have tons of kids to play with at recess that are ok or one kid to play with at recess whom you really love playing with?

234. Would you rather be able to read insanely fast or type insanely fast?

235. Would you rather go to Art class or Library?

236. Would you rather do P.E. or Music?

237. Would you rather have 10 minutes of homework every night or 70 minutes of homework once a week?

238. Would you rather have a mean teacher, mean nurse, or mean principal?

239. If you could choose, would you rather use pen or pencil (or marker)?

240. Would you rather have to walk at recess or stay after school for detention?

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Travel Would You Rather Questions for Kids

241. Would you rather go on an airplane ride or a train ride?

242. Would you rather fly in a helicopter or a private plane?

243. Would you rather visit a busy city or a beautiful landscape?

244. Would you rather go to Europe or the Caribbean?

245. Would you rather go to China or Japan?

246. Would you rather explore the skies or explore the oceans?

247. Would you rather visit Australia or Africa?

248. Would you rather go on a cruise around the world or do a deep guided tour of one place you’d love to visit.

249. Would you rather travel to the moon or explore the deepest oceans?

250. Would you rather go on a vacation to a mystery place or have an exact schedule of your vacation?

251. Would you rather go on a vacation or buy an item you’ve really been wanting?

252. Would you rather go on a sightseeing vacation or a relaxing one?

253. Would you rather sail the world or fly around the world?

254. Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride or go snorkeling in the ocean?

255. Would you rather go camping nearby a gorgeous lake or stay in a hotel in a fun city?

256. Would you rather only be able to travel by donkey or by camel?

257. Would you rather travel with your family or travel with your friends?

258. Would you rather go to a water park or a theme amusement park?

259. Would you rather go go-carting or laser tag?

260. Would you prefer mini-golf or swimming on vacation?

261. Do you prefer street food or airport (subway, train stop, bus stop) food?

262. Would you rather travel on a private jet or on a cruise?

263. Would you rather visit all 50 states or travel outside the country?

264. Would you rather go cave exploring or hiking in a new forest?

265. Visit the mountains or visit the ocean?

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Kids Professions Would You Rather

266. Would you rather be a teacher or a doctor?

267. Would you rather do a job you dislike and get paid well or do a job you love and make very little money?

268. Would you rather be a pilot or a race car driver?

269. Would you rather be a famous detective or a famous inventor?

270. Would you rather be an amazing artist or a masterful writer?

271. Would you rather be a famous painter or an expert dancer?

272. Would you rather choose your profession or have someone choose for you?

273. Would you rather be a kid and go to school your whole life or an adult and work your whole life?

274. Would you rather be an astronaut or work on an underwater submarine?

275. Would you rather be a meteorologist who controls the weather or a sports broadcaster who controls the outcome of games?

276. Would you rather be President of the United States or an ordinary person?

277. Would you rather have the mind of an astrophysicist or the muscles of an Olympic athlete?

278. Would you rather work in a fancy modern office or work in the comfort of your own home?

279. Would you rather work by yourself whenever you want or work on a schedule with a group of people you respect and admire?

280. Would you rather get paid to write comic books or get paid to make tv cartoons?

281. Would you either create a life-changing invention or discover a cure for a major disease?

282. Would you rather become a circus performer or a playwriter?

283. Would you rather become a high-speed racer or a video game creator?

284. Would you rather be a parent or never have kids of your own?

285. Would you rather be famous in the world of media or live a quiet life where people don’t bother you?

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Holiday Would You Rather Kids Questions

286. Would you rather hunt for Easter eggs or hide them? (Find Easter questions)

287. Would you rather be a witch or a vampire on Halloween?

288. Would you rather be a ghost or a witch? (Read: Family Halloween Traditions)

289. Would you rather go trick or treating at Halloween, or pass out candy?

290. Would you rather be the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus?

291. Would you rather get one big Christmas gift or 12 small ones?

292. Would you rather celebrate Christmas with your relatives or with your immediate family?

293. Would you rather get no gifts or coal in your stocking at Christmas?

294. Would you rather only be able to celebrate your birthday or only be able to celebrate Christmas?

295. Would you rather have a big New Year’s Eve party or celebrate New Years with a few people?

296. Hot chocolate or egg nog at Christmas time?

297. Do you prefer the 4th of July or Thanksgiving?

298. On Thanksgiving, would you rather eat turkey or mashed potatoes?

299. On Thanksgiving, would you rather eat pumpkin pie or pecan pie?

300. Would you rather do fireworks or see fireworks on the 4th of July?

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Would You Rather Questions for Teens & Tweens

These creative would you rather kids questions are perfect for middle school and high school.

301. Would you rather have an amazing teacher and no friends in your class or friends but the worst teacher of your life?

302. Would you rather carry a flip phone or go without a computer for a month?

303. Would you rather go without video games or go without Youtube?

304. Would you rather get the highest grade on the SAT (or ACT) or be the best athlete at your school?

305. Would you rather work fast food or work retail?

306. Would you rather live 200 years in the past or 200 years in the future?

307. Would you rather be famous on Youtube or Instagram?

308. Would you rather make a lot of money doing something you don’t enjoy, or poor pay doing something you love?

309. Would you rather have 2 super close friends or 50 friends that you aren’t as close with?

310. Would you rather have a private jet or an incredible mansion?

311. Would you rather be richer than your wildest dreams or happier than you thought possible?

312. Would you rather own a beautiful swimming pool or visit an oceanside beach 3 times a year?

313. Would you rather backpack through Europe alone or do a road trip with friends somewhere close?

314. Would you rather be a lifeguard or a summer camp counselor?

315. Would you rather join the debate team or join the drama club?

316. Would you rather be a sports team captain or president of student council?

317. Would you rather have more breaks at school or leave earlier?

318.

319. Would you rather go to an Ivy League college or have no student loan debt?

320. Would you rather eat by yourself or with your family?

321. Would you rather eat your mom’s (or dad’s) cooking or make your own food?

322. Would you rather spend your money on your car or an outing with friends?

323. Would you rather go to an amusement park or hike in the mountains?

324. Would you rather go on a cruise or an all-inclusive resort?

325. Would you rather ace all of your tests or be responsible for your team winning the championship?

326. Would you rather cry in public or fall in public?

327. Would you rather have a hole in your jeans you didn’t know about or something in your teeth you didn’t know about?

328. Would you rather not know an important secret or be the sole person responsible for it?

329. Would you rather date someone who is way younger than you or way shorter than you?

330. Would you rather date someone who’s really good-looking or really funny?

331. Would you rather date someone who always agrees with you or has different beliefs?

332. Would you rather meet your soulmate in high school or later in life?

333. Would you rather get sucked into your favorite video game or your favorite tv show?

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Difficult Teens Would You Rather Questions

Finally, here are a few hard this or that questions for kids to really get you thinking!

Would you rather….

334. Win $5 for sure, or flip a coin for $15?

335. Find a spider in your bed, or find a snake in your bed?

336. Build a company or build a house?

337. Live without internet or live without heat/air conditioning?

338. Cry uncontrollably or laugh uncontrollably?

339. Only be able to wash yourself once a week or only be able to check your device once a day?

340. Have to always tell what you were thinking or never speak your mind?

341. Get stranded in the desert or Antarctica?

342. Fast forward over your difficult moments or hit a pause button on your best moments?

343. Live to be 100 but battle sickness your whole life, or live to be 70 but live a healthy life?

344. Win the lottery or never get sick?

345. Wake up on a boat in the middle of the ocean or stranded in the woods?

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When to Play the Kids This or That Game

Phew! Now, pull up this list whenever you need a little quick entertainment. We especially love using would you rather kids questions when we have to wait for something!

You can also use it for:

• A fun meal time activity
• While you’re waiting in line at a restaurant or store
• Long car rides
• Family night
• When visiting grandparents or relatives
• At holiday gatherings

I even love using it with my students, as the questions are school-appropriate! So, get kids thinking critically, and build fierce connections today.

“Families and teachers can connect meaningfully through talking. Spending time together, talking to each other, and mutual sharing of information are all ways to connect.”– Dr. Jamie Donnelly PhD, MS, BA

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