100 Funny Late-Night Diaper Messages For Baby Shower Laughs
Baby showers are full of adorable gifts, heartfelt advice, and, of course, diapers! But let’s be real. Those late-night diaper changes aren’t exactly the highlight of new parenthood.
That’s where funny late-night diaper messages come in!
Encourage guests to grab a marker and write hilarious, encouraging, or downright ridiculous messages on diapers. They’ll give exhausted parents a little chuckle at 3 AM. The goal is to make those bleary-eyed diaper changes a little easier.
Here are 100 funny late-night diaper messages to get the creativity flowing at your next baby shower.
Pro Tip: Use a thin Sharpie marker to write funny messages on the outside of the diapers. This way, the ink won’t bleed through, and the new parents can enjoy the laughs before tackling the mess!
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Funny Movie Quotes As Diaper Messages
1. You’re gonna need a bigger wipe.
2. Houston, we have a problem!
3. Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
4. You can’t handle the poop!
5. May the wipes be with you.
6. This diaper will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2…
7. You had me at ‘uh-oh’.
8. Say hello to my little friend!
9. Hasta la vista, stink bomb!
10. There’s no crying during diaper changes!
11. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?
12. I feel the need, the need for a fresh diaper.
13. Poop, James Poop.
14. To poop and beyond!
15. I solemnly swear that this diaper is up to no good.
16. I’m too old for this, but you’re just getting started!
17. You’ll be back…to clean more poop later.
18. Life is like a box of diapers, you never know what you’re gonna get.
19. Yippee ki-yay, stinky baby!
20. Nobody puts Baby in a dirty diaper.
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Funny Diaper Messages and One-Liners
21. Welcome to the poopocalypse!
22. iPood.
23. Warning: Explosive content inside!
24. Proceed with caution.
25. Holy crap, Batman!
26. This too shall pass…again!
27. Smells like team spirit!
28. This diaper is brought to you by last night’s dinner.
29. This is a load of…
30. Who needs sleep anyway?
31. Oops, I did it again!
32. One diaper down, 10,000 more to go!
33. Freshly made, just for you!
34. No refunds, no exchanges!
35. This diaper has seen some things.
36. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it!
37. There’s no turning back now.
38. This is your friendly reminder to use a condom.
39. I’m poopy and you know it.
40. Diaper Loading…please wait.
41. The poop is strong with this one.
42. Not so silent, but definitely deadly.
43. Poop, there it is!
44. Keep calm and wipe on.
45. The best poops in life are free. The diapers are not.
46. Another diaper bites the dust.
47. Is this a joke? Because the punchline stinks!
48. You miss 100% of the poops you don’t change.
49. Every party has a pooper, and it’s me!
50. I’m having “Déjà poo.
51. I’d tell you a poop joke, but it’s too corny.
52. Holy crap.
53. Warning: Objects in diaper are grosser than they appear!
54. One day, they’ll change YOUR diaper!
55. See you in a couple hours.
56. I’m a stinker.
57. Is there such thing as a #3?
58. This is for Dad.
59. Hold your breath.
60. Scratch & Sniff
61. My Motto: Go Big or Go Home!
62. Your #1 but this is probably a #2!
63. Contents may leak.
64. Does this diaper make my butt look big?
65. You look tired.
66. Roses are red, violets are blue. Will this be pee or poo?
67. FRAGILE (This end up)
68. I’m going to be hungry after this.
69. I’m feeling wiped out!
70. Hint: It’s Poop!
71. Are you sure it’s your turn?
72. I think you changed me last time.
73. Why did the diaper break up with the baby? It was tired of all the crap!
74. Baby poop is like a fine wine. It gets stronger with time!
75. This diaper is tired of getting dumped on.
76. Oh sheet, not again.
77. This is a crappy situation!
78. Duty calls…again!
79. That poop was a work of fart!
80. You’ve got to be pooping me!
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81. You WILL sleep again! I promise!
82. A little mess, a lot of love.
83. You are doing better than you think.
84. You are your baby’s entire world.
85. Cuddles and kisses come after this diaper change!
86. Thanks for taking care of me!
87. Your baby is lucky to have you!
88. You are rocking this parenthood thing!
89. This is the hardest job, but you are doing great!
90. You’ve got this!
91. Not all heroes wear capes, some change diapers.
92. This is what washing machines were made for!
93. It could be worse!
94. Every diaper is a step closer to potty training!
95. I only have eyes for you!
96. Parenting Level: Expert
97. Who needs sleep when you have caffeine?
98. This is just a test of your survival skills?
99. I couldn’t do this without you!
100. I love you with all of my heart.
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